Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I Can No Longer Peruse the Boards

Well hello, internets, did you miss me? I just came on to inform you that I can no longer read the boards. Today I tried to search for sample wedding day timelines and was bombarded with signatures that said stuff like:

If this is a dream, please don't wake me up.
and
I'm his forever.
and
Smooches! Love is grand!


Seriously, BARF.

3 comments:

StampinRachel said...

It took me forever to figure out what a 'siggy challenge' was... now that I know, i feel a little dumber just for knowing.

Kate Machine and Matt O'Face said...

Someone has "all because two people fell in love" as their signature, but I thought that line was reserved for a BABY. I see it on baby things all the time. Like, "this whole new person came about because two people feel in love".

"This marriage came about because two people feel in love" seems really... unremarkable?

invisiblyrose said...

@stampinrachel - you know, i really hadn't heard that term before, but i'm glad you told me because now i have ample time to mock it.

@katemachine - i think maybe the "because two people fell in love" is romantic in comparison to "because i needed a sugar daddy and he needed arm candy"

i'm seriously tempted to use the last line of this post as a signature.