The One That Will Make the Feminists Hate Me

I'm not into the co-ed shower.

I know that's completely against my tradition-stinks attitude, but I'm not. There's just something about being in the company of women that makes it all different. Our hair is let down, we don't criticize our men for their wrinkly shirts or drinking too much, and we can gossip to our heart's content.

And, the real reason - any kind of shower that my mom and Maid of Honor will throw is not an event that Dude will want to attend, or the men that we know for that matter. No amount of booze will make the present-opening hour go by any faster. In mine and Dude's case, it would be an obligation party and we would hate that most of all.

Okay I take some of it back, my gay friends are more than welcome to come.